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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 04:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Why is my ping so high in 1 Roblox game but not the other ones? I am also not laggy in my own private server. What is happening?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

NBA Finals’ 17 best players ranked for Thunder vs. Pacers series - SBNation.com

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Pacers’ Tyrese Haliburton stuns Thunder in last second to open NBA Finals - The Washington Post

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Still no good

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

What’s the best way to get over someone you love?