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10.06.2025 04:14

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Still no good
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!